A few things that make my life good:

• The certain knowledge that I enjoy saying out loud the "inappropriate" things that other people only feel free enough to think... and when it's said right, the laugh... no matter how wrong, will come from people who don’t want to.

• Merlot and chocolate or Guinness; the beer that tastes like chocolate milk for adults.

• No matter how crappy my day is... someone... somewhere is begging to be me.

• Singing in my car even while sounding like Yoko Ono going through a grain thresher.

• The mental image of that co-worker's face (you know the one that has to drag everyone down to their narrow minded / angry at the world level) when they suddenly realize that yes... I did just lock them in a small closet with three very angry wolverines.